and that’s why her name is Dorothy, bitch!

I've been racking my brain, to try to come up with an appropriate name for one of my multiple personalities, whom I have been referring to as "scaredy me." Especially since I'm not a scared-y cat, not even a little. And even though this is just a term of endearment for one of my dysfunctions, I want it to be GOOD. AND THEN, LIGHTBULB! AHA! And she will be called DOROTHY, as in referencing Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz YO!  I mean, how perfect! She's totally adorable and so innocent. But YO! She did totally killed both the wicked witch of the east AND the wicked witch of the west, by *accident* ! Who kills TWO wicked witches "by accident?" Total ninja bitch if you ask me! And so that's why her name is "Dorothy," bitch! Getting shit done all the time - yo! Note1: I tried to draw a cartoon, but it just was NOT working out today. Note2: And this is what I imagine she's wearing. A blue/white gingham shirt, some bad ass jeans, and some rocker-chic red sparkly shoes. OH, and I … [Read more...]

The bitch really needs a name!

Ninja Bitch CEO - Me, myself & I

The thought of writing this blog and sharing my innermost thoughts with the world terrifies me and excites me! Here is how I have rationalized it to myself: Scaredy Me: what if someone finds out who we are? NINJAbitchCEO: who cares? And what if they did? Scaredy Me: we might never get hired again if they find out what goes on in our  heads. NINJAbitchCEO: or we could just might blow the lid off this whole charade and make it totally FANTASTIC, ppl could totally read, nodd their heads in agreement, we could go totally viral yo! Scaredy Me: no really, we might never get called for another gig again. NINJAbitchCEO: well then, we will need to make sure to protect ourselves now, don't we? Scaredy Me: no seriously! This is not joke. NINJAbitchCEO: don't make me go all NINJAbitchCEO on your ass. Superhero's have secret identities - no one finds out. We get to be hero's yo! Actually, that's heroines. And technically, it's HEROINE, as in singular, unless you count multiple … [Read more...]

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