For the love of JEANS – I hate washing my jeans!

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For the LOVE of jeans…

I LOVE jeans. I mean, I love LOVE jeans. I am obsessed with jeans. I try to wear jeans every day of the week. I have jeans for dressing down, jeans for dressing up, jeans for going out, jeans for “casual” Friday, jeans for “dressy” Monday and every day in between.

In my head, my obsession with jeans looks something like this:

I’m going to admit that I don’t wash my jeans often – probably every 6-8 wears. I love how the more you wear a pair of jeans, they just fit more perfectly

– it’s as if my jeans have MEMORY of me…

and when I put them on again,

we just pick up where we left off.

Like a lover, it knows my curves, hugs me in all the right places, and makes me feel like a million bucks.

Every time I wash a pair of jeans, I hold my breathe.

-Will they be the same?

-Will they remember me?

-How long will it take this time to get back to where we WERE?

With each wash, it gets a little faded.

Perhaps a little tighter?

And then the insecurity sets in… Did I gain weight? Or did my jeans shrink? (And then I beat myself up for even thinking of “shrinkage” as isn’t that what they ALL say?) It’s as if the memory of me has been washed away, and we’ll need to spend the day getting to know each other all over again.

For the love of JEANS, I hate washing my jeans!

Do you ever wonder, “How often should I wash my jeans?” So, what’s the verdict?

-NINJA (bitch), CEO

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